Mildly Offensive Musings

True stories of a real life wife and mother

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moma:

Georgia O’Keeffe (American, 1887–1986), An Orchid, 1941. Pastel on paper mounted on board, 27 5/8 x 21 3/4 in.
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I love Georgia O’Keefe’s work. Everything has so much subtle sexuality. She is the only artist I enjoy that from.

moma:

Georgia O’Keeffe (American, 1887–1986), An Orchid, 1941. Pastel on paper mounted on board, 27 5/8 x 21 3/4 in.

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I love Georgia O’Keefe’s work. Everything has so much subtle sexuality. She is the only artist I enjoy that from.

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gabalotmom:

messthatisjess:

today has been the greatest day. i had way too much fun with this app. thanks to those who played along. sorry to those who are now living in fear due to some of my pics/videos.

i needed this today. 

Today has been fucking AWESOME ! PEEK A BOO !! (You had to be there)

I’m just gonna be hiding around this corner…….

Snapchat bitches for life.
We need tshirts or something.

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Adele….. Adele….. Don’t be a hollaback girl!
Adele runs away to play with the dogs that go by, instead of standing in the yard and barking like she owns it.

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I helped my mom apply for two jobs today.

They are both jobs she is qualified for and would be great at. Neither are jobs she would have searched out herself. Not because she doesn’t want them, but because she wouldn’t have thought about looking there. I really hope she gets callbacks. Like, really, really hope so.

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At the end of the day… I have myself to blame.. I’m just trippin’

TLC had a lot of shit right.  This is definitely one of them.  No one can tell you how to think about yourself but you.  

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